cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my sisters under your porch take her home
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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