I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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