Its about making memories worth repressing
apparently the secret to your success is patron
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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