To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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