it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
