i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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