she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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