sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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