YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
bring money and cleavage
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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