i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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