She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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