My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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