just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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