you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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