Grow some girl-balls and come out already
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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