I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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