doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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