You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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