Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's just like the Real World with babies
it's like iHOP with fire
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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