I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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