her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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