So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
