I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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