I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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