i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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