:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I am naked and annoyed.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
