So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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