Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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