So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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