where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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