I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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