I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
