i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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