I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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