For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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