this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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