So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize