Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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