census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Randomize