Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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