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go home
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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