he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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