If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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