My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
