its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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