Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
