Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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