**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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