Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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