You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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