$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i think i have herpe
just one?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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