At least make sure they are 18
Why
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
