If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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