And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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