Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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