I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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