no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was born a porn star she said
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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