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  So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."

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• BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:54pm

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• Talking on the phone whilst shitting is one thing... but talking with your mom? Have you no decency, man???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:29pm

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• hahahaha i like this one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:20pm

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• I'm pretty sure this guy is at a bar or other public restroom and the kid he heard is trying to tell his mom he is at his dorm aka not partying. It's funny (kind of) bc the kid in college has to lie to his mom about where he is

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:19pm

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• I don't get it. What's so interesting about this?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:14pm

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• Yeah, he's probably in a public restroom (as in NOT his dorm restroom) and therefore lying to his mother. Still not super funny though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:29pm

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• So you live in the dorms to ... Does that make you a kid to?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:16pm

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• once again connecticut, we are stupid. thanks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:22am

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• why do all the tfln suck today?! Boooooo!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:36pm

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• I don't get what's funny about this at all. The fact that he's shitting while talking to his mom?? Big deal, Im always on the phone while in the bathroom.. When u gotta go, u gotta go. It's not like they can see/smell it thru the phone

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:32pm

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• This has nothing to do with alcohol or drugs. Wtf? Fuck you, TFLN. This shit's not even remotely funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:38pm

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• I always talk on the phone when I take a shit ten mute the phone when my shit plops into the toilet so the other person doesn't hear :))

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:25pm

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• Phone use while shitting or peeing should only occur if mutually agreed upon by both parties. Srsly! I don't wanna hear you shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:15am

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• I do this all the time and to my mom too and I dont lie about it. This text is so stupid.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:54pm

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• 203 is the area code of the original PRETZEL guy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:40pm

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• I have totally said this to my mom. I find humor in it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:55pm

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• Prolly the most retarded one I read

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:21pm

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• How do you know he is talking to his mum? Obviously fake.

  Submitted by mattysarre on Aug 6, 10 at 5:48am

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• Who hasn't talked on the phone while on the can?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:12pm

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