he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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